Let's see, you've got your Twitter for your short posts, your Facebook for your real friends, your blog for the long-ass rants, and your Tumblr for the oh jesus fuck just shoot me now.
If you, or someone you know, got an iPad 2 for Christmas, I’d be absolutely thrilled if you consider getting my handmade leather smart cover to set it off. And I’d love you even more if you could reblog the hell out of this, because these are currently my only means of paying the bills.