Vampires that would make Edward Cullen their bitch listed from most to least scary:
- Dracula
- Lestat
- Spike before he became Buffy’s bitch
- Spike after he became Buffy’s bitch
- Angel
- That namby pamby guy who only drinks fake blood on True Blood
- Count von Count from Sesame Street
- Count Chocula
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You forgot:
- Count Blah from Greg the Bunny
- Count Floyd from Second City
…I’d imagine they get listed in order, just above Count Chocula.