Let's see, you've got your Twitter for your short posts, your Facebook for your real friends, your blog for the long-ass rants, and your Tumblr for the oh jesus fuck just shoot me now.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT HELPING?!
A Blade Runner reference like that is win, and the blog is now followed.
What do you mean, I’m not helping?
Security Check (Verify you’re not...turn a tortoise on its back it can’t flip over...
Wait till the CAPTCHAS start asking questions about your mother. Oh wait.
I thought turtles swam and tortoises walked?
I’ve never seen a turtle… But I understand what you mean.
ARB Voight-Kampff.
That is just unnecessary! I really like the “drag HEART to SQUARE” ones.
What do you mean I’m not helping?
What’s a tortoise?