venomous porridge: I’ll save you some time
- Sign up for Hulu Plus at $10/month.
- Get cozy with your iPad, all set to watch the Louies you’ve had in your Hulu queue for the past couple weeks.
- Discover that the Hulu Plus app has different content from hulu.com.
- That’s right: not more content. Different content.
- In particular, it doesn’t have Louie.
- Or anything else that was in your queue, or much of anything current that’s worth watching, really.
- Cancel Hulu Plus.
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…if I’m going to watch your shows online — which clearly doesn’t bother you since Hulu is able to exist at all — if I’m going to watch them and, more importantly, give my affluent, highly marketable attention to your ads — your obnoxious, intrusive, poorly-targeted ads — what fucking business is it of yours which device I choose to do that with?
Sirs: you are already shitting in my soup. Must you take away the spoon?
I’m pretty glad I still haven’t put any real time or attention into Hulu. It seemed misguided from the start, and doesn’t seem to be getting any better. It’s a service that has plenty of “ooo shiny,” and almost no strong backbone.